tonedtanhappy:

that moment when a pug is more flexible than you are

thefitty:

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Ass of the year. Thanks squats! :D

greenteamakemeteeny:

f-u-c-k-i-n-g-r-i-o-t:

hrryz:

crystal-crackwhore:

hey-look-a-distraction:

I MUST OF TAKEN AN ARROW TO THE BACK OF MY KNEE!

HAHAAHHAHAHA ^

holy fuck me too

Omg ok guys my birthmark is near my vagina. LOL. death by sex.

Shit guys, I don’t have a birth mark, I’m a fucking zombie.

So i got shot in the eye AND in my abdomen. 
The guys that shot me must have a really bad aim.. 

I have one on my foot and face, I blew up because I stepped on a land mine.